A collection of short stories, featuring hypothetical encounters between characters from various forms of media.
About
Hello! I am Jacob, better known as Captain Birch. I'm an amateur writer best known on the DeathBattleMatchups subreddit for writing scripts for various fictional character matchups. Other than just fight scripts, I have a passion for storytelling and worldbuilding, and this website will be where those writings will be archived for the near future. I hope you find something you enjoy.
Latest Chapters
V vs Rorschach
We open in a rainy city at night. On the roof of a building Stands a lone man, wearing an iconic ink blot mask, ever shifting in shape. Rorschach. He lifts his mask slightly and slides a small sugar cube in his mouth, before pulling his mask down and continuing to look out over the…
Read MoreDrax vs Grog
We open in a sandy arena. A crowd of people cheer on as an Announcer pipes up. Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready? The crowd cheers even louder than before. Announcer: alright then let’s get this battle started. Or first combatant is renowned across the galaxy for being an unrelenting slaughter machine! In his…
Read MoreThe Courier vs The Mandalorian
We open in the Mojave Desert. The sun is high in the sky, beating down on the landscape with searing heat. The Courier is walking towards a small, mostly destroyed ghost town when he hears a noise above him. The Razor Crest, Mando’s spaceship flies overhead and lands about 20 feet behind the Courier, who…
Read MoreIndiana Jones vs Rick O’Connell
We open in the desert. We see a large pyramid-shaped temple. The camera pans in through the doorway, revealing several crated of demolition tnt, We pan in even further through a hallway and into a large tomb, with a sarcophagus in the center. Rick O’Connell is approaching it. Rick: I hope Evelyn was right about…
Read MoreIntroduction
In desolation, here can come life. Such is the case with Bushara. As one world came to an end, and Death snuffed the last star, leaving reality in a void of silence and darkness, a new beginning sparked.A single mote of light, of life, came into being. This light was Lumos. He was kind and…
Read MoreHeracles vs Gilgamesh
At the steps of Mount Olympus, a Mesopotamian Hero draws near. Gilgamesh, the King of Uruk, is close to finding his prize. As he approaches the steps, Heracles steps into the stairway, blocking the path. Gilgamesh: Move. There is a mystical substance called Ambrosia at the top of these steps. I will have it. Heracles:…
Read MoreMax Tennyson vs Ford Pines
We open with a shot of Mount Rushmore, Plumber Base. We zoom in and see a darkly lit hallway. A shrouded figure sneaks through the shadows, eventually entering a room with a small pistol type device floating in the middle. The figure removes his face covering, revealing Ford Pines. Ford: finally, after all these years.…
Read MoreDracula vs Frankenstein vs Wolfman
We enter on a dark, cloudy night. What few rays of moonlight there are coat the land in silver light. There’s a figure, Larry Talbot, walking on a lonesome road. Suddenly, he hears something behind him. Heavy, thudding footsteps.Larry: I say, Who’s there?out of the shadows steps a figure. A tall, wide, grey skinned figure.…
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