Archive for June 2023
Deku vs Miles Morales
We open at night on a skyscraper roof. Deku is talking on his phone. Deku: any new reports on your end? Ururaka: mostly silent over here, though the news mentioned something about a villain with spider powers about four blocks from where you are. Deku: I’ll check it out, stay safe Ururaka. Ururaka: you too.…
Read MorePatrick Bateman vs Arthur Fleck
We begin by following Patrick Bateman on his way home from work, walking up to his apartment, as he narrates Patrick (narration): There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Though I can hide my cold gaze, I simply… He stops as he enters his…
Read MoreThe Undertaker vs The Crow
We open on a Misty moonlit cemetery overlooking a cliff. A figure walks in. The Crow. He’s heading to a grave marked “Eric Draven” he’s taken his revenge on those that wronged him, and now it’s time to go back to his death. As he nears his grave, lightning strikes another tombstone, causing it to…
Read MoreDoomslayer vs Master Chief
We open on a shot of the earth. It’s being ravaged by demons. Master Chief flies over in a ship, looking our over the destruction MC: Cortana, what happened while we were gone Cortana: it seems that earth is currently under attack from a hostile alien race. MC: do they have any connection to the…
Read MoreHercules vs Maui
We open on a Greek cliff overlooking the sea. Hercules, with Pegasus nearby, is training against a stone pillar. With one swift swing of his sword, the pillar gets split down the middle. Herc: alright, let’s take a break. As he sits down on a rock next to Pegasus, he hears a noise. The sound…
Read MoreVax’ildan vs Moon Knight
We open on a shot of a moonlit night, a lone man, Vax’ildan, is walking towards an ancient looking Egyptian temple. As he approaches, he pulls out his flame tongue dagger, using it to illuminate some writing in the wall. Vax: this seems to be the place. Why does the Matron want me to search…
Read MoreYamcha vs Waluigi
We start at a baseball stadium. Waluigi finds his way to his seat, hotdog in hand, and watches the game Announcer: And now, coming up to bat for the Taitans, Yamcha, the Desert Bandit! Yamcha steps up, bat in hand. The pitch is thrown, and Yamcha hits it incredibly hard. The ball zooms like a…
Read MoreDarth Revan vs Miraak
We open in a temple. Atop some stairs is a pedestal with a Black Book. Suddenly, the front doors burst open. It’s a cultists of Miraak. They’re running from something. As they run, a figure follows. Darth Revan, an imposing figure carrying a red lightsaber, steps into the room. He’s fighting off several cultists. He…
Read MoreA-Train vs Tenya Iida
We open on a street corner. Tenya Iida has just finished apprehending a purse snatcher. He goes to give the stolen purse back to its rightful owner, a young woman Woman: Thank you, young man, how can I ever repay you? Iida: being a hero is its own reward, ma’am. Woman: well, that’s very nice…
Read MoreReaper vs Noob Saibot
We open in a warehouse. A black cloud of fog snakes its way through the building. It stops at a crate, before converging into the shape of reaper. He speaks into an earpiece Reaper: I’ve reached the weapon. Widowmaker [over earpiece]: good. Bring it to the rendezvous point and we’ll retrieve it. Suddenly, there’s a…
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