Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers
We open on a shot of a campsite at night, with a flickering campfire surrounded by teens. We zoom in to show that one of the teens is telling a story
Teen 1: And when she opened the door, she saw that it was actually her dead boyfriend, hanging above the car!
a few of the teens huddle up, clearly shocked at the twist ending
Teen 1: and some say, that at this time of night, in this part of the woods, the killer still stalks around, looking for people TO MURDER!
Suddenly a figure wearing a Michael Myers mask steps out of the woods behind the Teen. A few of the teenagers scream, before the first Teen bursts out laughing
Teen: oh We got them good, Billy!
He holds up a hand for a high five, but the figure grabs him by the throat, lifting him up. This isn’t Billy, this is actually Michael Myers. He raises an already bloody knife and begins stabbing into the Teen. One of the girls let’s out a horrified scream, but suddenly a machete is thrown into the back of her head, killing her
terrified, the teens scramble to run, but one of them trips and falls, turning back to see Jason Voorhees grabbing his machete. The Teen tries to scramble to his feet, but is stopped by a throat slice by Michael. Jason and Michael lock eyes, and begin lumbering towards one another
Michael is the first to get off an attack, stabbing Jason in the chest. Jason retaliates with a machete slash to Michael’s side. The two trade several devastating blows. Michael takes a step back, grabbing a hot poker from next to the campfire and stabbing Jason in the knee, causing him to fall onto the ground.
Thinking quick, Jason grabs a flaming log and smashes it against Michael’s head, causing him to stagger. This gives Jason the opportunity to stand up, grab his machete, and drive it straight through Michael’s chest. Michael goes limp, Jason pulls out and walks away, seeing some of the teens running to a barn.
with Jason gone, a Teen that had been hiding steps out and runs over to the dead Michael
Teen: sir, are you okay?
Suddenly Michael’s eyes shoot open, he grabs the Teen and snaps her neck. Then he notices Jason heading for the barn. Michael then gets up and begins to follow
the teens enter the barn, attempting to lock the door behind them. After a moment, there is silence.
Teen girl: is it over?
Teen boy: Yeah, I think so-
just then Jason bursts through the door. The teens scream and try to run, but Jason grabs the boy. He raises his machete to kill the Teen, but is suddenly stabbed from behind with a pitchfork. It’s Michael. Jason drops the Teen and forcefully pushes the pitchfork out of himself. He turns to face Michael
the teens recover and hurriedly scurry up a ladder to the second story of the barn
Michael stabs at Jason with the pitchfork, but Jason grabs the prongs and snaps it in two. Michael goes to grapple Jason, but Jason grabs him by the throat and hurls him up onto the platform next to the teens.
the teens back into a corner, trying to be as quiet as possible.
Michael gets up and looks around for a weapon, noticing a meat hook hanging from the ceiling. He turns to see Jason, having already climbed up to the platform. Once again they grapple, but this time, Michael grabs the meat hook and stabs Jason through the eye with it. He then pushes Jason off the platform, leaving him hanging from a hook in his head.
Michael turns to the teens, seeing them cowering in the corner. The boy has found an axe, and stands in front of the girl
Boy: I’ll hold him off, baby. You get to safety.
the two teens share a kiss, before the boy charges at Michael with the axe. The girl uses this as an opportunity to jump into a pile of hay on the ground, and run out of the barn
the Teen attempts to fight Michael, but Michael easily wrenches the axe from him and decapitates the Teen with one swipe.
Michael steps back, and looks over to where he left Jason hanging, only to find both Jason and the meat hook gone. Michael tilts his head, confused, before a meat hook stabs into his shoulder from behind. It’s Jason. Jason lifts Michael up with the meat hook and slams him through the floor, causing both to fall
Michael lands hard on the barn floor, as Jason lands on his feet behind Michael. Jason grabs Michael and throws him through a stack of hay bales, causing a lantern to tip over and start a fire. Michael grabs a hatchet off the ground and stands up, facing Jason. He swings the hatchet into Jason’s throat, causing a large spirt of Black blood.
outside, the final girl takes shelter behind a tractor
Jason pulls the hatchet out of his throat and drops it to the ground. Jason and Michael trade several more attacks, with both ignoring all pain and injury to keep fighting. As the fire spreads, it illuminates a previously dark area of the barn, revealing a massive gas container. Michael gets and idea and grapples Jason again, this time throwing him against the gas container. Michael then picks up the hatchet and hurls it at the gas container, causing it to rupture and gas starts spilling out. The gas reaches the fire, and as Jason and Michael make eye contact one last time, the container explodes.
the entire barn erupts in a fiery explosion, causing the final girl to cower in fear. Jasons burned hockey mask lands next to her. After the dust settles, she steps out from behind the tractor to find a seemingly dead Michael. He’s severely burned and has several bits of shrapnel stuck in his body. As the final girl steps closer, Michael sits up. The girl attempts to run, but Michael is too quick. He knocks her legs out from under her and stands above her, ready to deliver the final kill. But them there’s a noise from behind. Michael turns to see several orange energy flares dancing around in the rubble of the barn. It’s Jason’s disembodied soul. Jason’s soul descends upon Michael, and we zoom into Michael’s eye, revealing the form of Jason. Jason looks ahead, and sees Thorn, the demon that has been possessing Michael. The demon grabs Jason and begins to absorb his soul. That’s when Jason hears a familiar voice.
Pamela Voorhees: Jason. Mommy is so proud of you for all this killing, but you’re not done yet.
Jason struggles against Thorn, eventually breaking free
Pamela: you’ve killed demons before.
Jason has flashes of the times he fought Satan and Freddy Kruger. He stretches out his hand and the devil’s pitchfork forms in it
Pamela: you can’t be stopped, Jason. You’re Mommy’s good boy. Now. KILL. FOR. MOTHER!
Jason takes the pitchfork and stabs Thorn in the chest with it. Thorn let’s out a scream of agony as we zoom out of Michael’s eye. Michael looks down to the final girl, and stomps her head in. We follow Michael, now taken over by Jason, over to the Hockey mask. Jason takes off the William Shatner mask, and replaces it with his own hockey mask. The battle is over, and Jason has won.
The End