Chucky vs Slappy the Dummy

We open in a rundown pawn shop. Chucky is dragging a tied-up person to the center of the room. He looks around. The coast seems to be clear, all he can see is a few sets of gardening supplies, a knife kit, and other assorted junk. In the far corner of the room, there appears to be an old woodchipper. Chucky turns to the tied-up person

Chucky: Ade due Damballa. Give me the power I beg of you!

a thick storm cloud rolls in as the ritual nears completion. Suddenly there’s a noise. It sounds like something scurrying around on the shelves. Chucky quickly turns toward the sound, knife in hand. He sees a ventriloquist Dummy on the shelf

Chucky: oh, it was just a Dummy.

Chucky turns back to finish the ritual, when the lights shut off. When they come back on, the Dummy is sitting on the person. The Dummy speaks.

Slappy: who you calling Dummy, Dummy?

Slappy punches Chucky across the face.

Chucky: What the Hell? Another possessed doll? What a ripoff!

He takes a few stabs at Slappy, who dodges past them. Eventually, one of the stabs pierces the tied-up person’s hand.

Chucky: I gotta HAND it to you, though, you got some nice threads. He gestures to Slappy’s suit

Slappy: oh, you’re giving me, what’s the word, Goosebumps? Slappy breaks into maniacal laughter

Chucky uses this chance to stab Slappy in the torso. Slappy stomps laughing and looks down

Slappy: You shouldn’t have done that.

The lights shut off again, when they come back on, slappy is standing on a shelf, pulling out and even bigger knife

Slappy: Now Slappy’s NOT Happy!

Slappy jumps down towards Chucky. The two dolls trade slashes and stabs. At one point, chucky is able to disarm Slappy and stabs him through the chest again

Slappy: You already tried that!

Chucky let’s go of the knife, revealing he Stabbed into the Wall behind Slappy, pinning him. Chucky looks around and spots a Chainsaw on a shelf. He quickly runs to the shelf and climbs up to the top.

Chucky: Now this is more like it!

He starts the Chainsaw and jumps to the floor, barely able to keep it lifted. He slowly inches the blade closer to Slappy. Slappy is finally able to get himself free and dodges the slash, cutting into the wall. He runs and climbs on top of the Tied-up person

Slappy: Here I am! Catch me if you can!

Chucky tries to saw Slappy, but he dodges and ends up cutting into the hostage

Chucky: Damn it! I was going to use that!

Chucky looks to see Slappy climbing up a shelf full of spray cans into the rafters. Chucky drops the Chainsaw and pulls his knife out of the wall. He quickly climbs up to the rafters as well and starts chasing after Slappy. Eventually, Chucky corners Slappy above the woodchipper, that suddenly springs to life.

Chucky: Any last words before I gut you, you pathetic puppet?

Slappy: Yeah, 2. You’re Fired

Slappy pulls out a lighter and a can of bug spray and shoots fire at chucky. Chucky is lit aflame and staggers around among the rafters

Chucky: You Stupid son of a bitch! I’m gonna kill you!

Slappy: Gee, no need to get hot-headed Intense laughter

Chucky, now melting from the fire, charges at Slappy. Slappy dodges the attack and kicks Chucky off the rafters. He goes tumbling down, landing in a toolbox, sending tools flying everywhere. The smoke from the fire activates the sprinklers.

Slappy: Whew. Glad that’s over. He was way too foul mouthed.

Slappy starts walking over to a window, but he hears some scurrying. He looks back to see a hammer being swung towards him.

CRACK

Slappy falls down onto the woodchipper, narrowly avoiding the blades. He reaches up to feel his face. There’s a giant Crack of splintered wood over one eye. He looks up with his good eye and sees Chucky, or what was once Chucky. It’s a vaguely humanoid mass of melted plastic holding a hammer. Slappy glances down to see a pair of hedge clippers, lying on the side of the chipper.

Chucky: when will they learn you don’t Fuck with the Chuck?

He jumps towards Slappy, about to fully bust his head with the hammer. Slappy grabs the hedge clippers and stabs them into Chucky’s chest. Chucky looks down through his melted eyes.

Chucky: Uh Oh

Slappy: Uh Oh indeed

Slappy closes the clippers, splitting Chucky’s heart in half.

Chucky: HI, I’m Chucky. Wanna plaaaaaaaaaay?

He sputters as his voice slowly changes back to the innocent, childlike, good guy doll voice. He then falls limp. Slappy tosses both the clippers and Chucky’s body into the woodchipper, and watches them both get mulched

Slappy: Playtime’s over, pal.

Slappy once again breaks into insane laughter that echoes through the empty pawn shop.

The End