Ice King vs Elsa
We open in the ice kingdom. Ice King is laying on his bed, clearly depressed.
Ice King: Oh I’m so lonely. At least I have you, right Gunter?
He Turns to his penguin Gunter, who simply goes “Wenk” and leaves. Ice king sighs. Suddenly, he hears something. Something that sounds like singing.
Ice King: What is that?
He flies over to his telescope and looks around the kingdom, eventually noticing Elsa singing “Let It Go” while trekking up the mountain.
Ice King: Ooooh a princess!
Ice King jumps out the window and flies towards the stranger.
Elsa: 🎶 Let the Storm rage OOOOOOOON. The cold never bothered me anyway. 🎶
Ice king: Hey, the cold doesn’t bother me, either!
Elsa jumps, clearly shocked at seeing a blue skinned old man Suddenly appear in front if her.
Elsa: Who are you?
Ice King: Well, I’m Ice King, the ruler of this kingdom of, well, Ice.
Elsa looks confused
Elsa: You can’t be King here, this land belongs to Arendele. I am, Was, the queen there, but I’m sure by now they’re coronating my sister.
Ice king laughs
Ice king: of course I’m the king here. I’m Ice king, that means I’m king of Ice. Unless, are you a foreign spy? Here to take over my kingdom?
Elsa: No I just came here to be alone
Ice king: Don’t try to lie to me, Missy. I’m not falling for it! ICE LIGHTNING!
Ice King fires a bolt of frozen lightning at Elsa, who blocks with her own Ice magic.
Elsa: What is wrong with you, old man?
she fires her own Ice attack at Ice king, Ice king uses his magic to catch the ice and reshape it into a fist, before throwing it back. Elsa uses her magic to disperse the attack into snow
Ice king: I’ll show you what happens to interlopers in my kingdom!
With a wave of his hand, Ice king summons an army of shoddy, deformed Ice creatures. Elsa, in turn, waves her hands and created a giant Ice creature, Marshmallow, that’s much more competently put together than Ice King’s army. The giant monster stands tall over ice king
Ice king: Well now I just feel inadequate
The monster lunges at Ice king. Marshmallow takes several swipes at Ice king, who blocks with ice shields
Ice king: Attack, my frigid fiends! Protect your king!
Ice King’s army of snow men descend upon Marshmallow, piling on him. After a moment, Marshmallow bursts out of the pile and stomps the remaining snow men. He then turns his attention to Ice King.
He breaks into a sprint towards the frigid ruler. Ice king hurriedly fires a bolt of ice lightning and completely amputate Marshmallow’s arm. Elsa quickly repairs it with her magic. Ice king keeps cutting off parts of Marshmallow’s body, only for Elsa to heal him and he gets closer to Ice king.
Eventually, he makes it to Ice king and uppercuts him, sending him hurtling backwards. Ice King’s crown flies off and lands several feet back
Ice king: No! My powers!
Marshmallow lumbers over Ice king , preparing to stomp him out. Ice king suddenly remembers something. He knows the ancient art of Frigitsu. Ice king quickly makes a hand signal and aims at Marshmallow
Ice king: Caltrop Hailstorm!
Several razor sharp shards of Ice shoot through the air, cutting Marshmallow to pieces. Elsa tries to reform him, but Ice king takes control of the Ice and turns it into a gigantic Iceclops. The iceclops rushes at Elsa
Elsa: Leave. Me. ALONE!
A massive explosion of icy shards spreads from around her. Massive spears of pure ice tear through the landscape and knock over trees. Ice king flies up above the explosion and looks at the destruction
Ice king: HEY! Quit destroying my kingdom!
He flies down towards her. Elsa looks up to him and gathers as much ice magic as she can muster and fires it at ice king. The magic impacts ice king, and there’s a flash of white. When the light dies down, ice king is frozen in a chunk of ice.
Elsa: finally. I just wanted to be alone.
As Elsa turns to leave, ice king hears something.
Unknown voice: Simon!
Ice king, internally: What? Who’s that.
The voice slowly solidifies as a memory of young Marceline
Young Marcy: Simon!
Ice king feels a portion of his mind come forward. It’s his old personality, Simon Petrikov.
Simon: Listen, old boy. You have to keep it together. You have to survive. If not for your own sake, then for hers.
Suddenly, there’s a terrible cracking noise. Elsa turns around to see the block of ice split in half. Ice king rises above the battlefield.
Ice King: By the power of Ice and Snow, you won’t leave this mountain in one piece!
ice king concentrates and uses his magic to grab all the ice in the surrounding area, no, all the ice in the kingdom. All the snow, ice, and frost from the entirety of the ice kingdom is pulled up into the air, leaving cold dead ground in its place.
Ice king condenses this ice into a ball the size of a mountain, then hurls it at Elsa. She fires back beams of her magic, holding back the massive ball. Ice king begins shooting ice lightning at the ball, pushing it back towards Elsa. Both are pushing the ball back and forth with all their might.
The ice begins to Crack from the force, and eventually explodes, causing a mushroom cloud of pure ice and snow to blanket the area. Out of the fog, a bolt of ice lightning fires at Elsa, striking her chest and freezing her heart. Elsa watches in horror as she begins turning into ice herself
Elsa: No! Anna! Olaf! Somebody! HEL-
She stops as she’s completely turned to ice. Ice king emerges from the fog, and simply pushes her over. Elsa shatters on the cold hard ground as ice king wordlessly flies back home.
The End