The Undertaker vs The Crow
We open on a Misty moonlit cemetery overlooking a cliff. A figure walks in. The Crow. He’s heading to a grave marked “Eric Draven” he’s taken his revenge on those that wronged him, and now it’s time to go back to his death.
As he nears his grave, lightning strikes another tombstone, causing it to crack. Startled, the crow inches closer, wiping away some of the moss that has gathered. He begins to make out a name.
Crow: The Underta-
Suddenly, a hand bursts out of the ground, grabbing the Crow by the throat. He steps back, pulling the Undertaker out of the dirt. The Undertaker looks him dead in the eyes
Undertaker: You shouldn’t be here. Leave. Now.
The Crow just laughs
Crow: no, I don’t think so. In fact, I think I’ll be staying here, forever.
Undertaker shrugs.
Undertaker: your funeral
He punches the Crow, starting their brawl. They trade several heavy blows, but Undertaker is much more experienced in hand to hand, so he’s doing much better, blocking most of the Crow’s attacks.
Crow: fine, let’s do this
He pulls out two pistols and begins shooting the Undertaker, laying him out fully. As the Crow turns to leave, he hears a noise. A roaring noise. He turns back to see that the Undertaker has disappeared. Suddenly, a gate bursts open. It’s the Undertaker riding a motorcycle. The Undertaker grabs a shovel and rides forward, stabbing it into the Crow’s chest
The undertaker spears the crow through the chest with the shovel, before tossing him aside. The Crow struggles to his feet, the shovel still stuck in his chest
Undertaker: Had enough yet?
The Crow pulls the shovel out of his chest, tossing it aside
Crow: Not even close.
Undertaker: have it your way
The Undertaker revs his motorcycle engine and rushes forward, ramping off a tombstone. He hurls through the air, before landing tire first on the crows head. The spinning wheel rips of the crows face, and begins cracking the skull. The Crow, feeling around on the ground, finds a broken pice of a rusty metal fence and stabs it into the fuel tank of the motorcycle, before pushing it past his face.
The Undertaker leaps of his motorcycle, and it spirals off the edge of the cliff, exploding mid air. The Undertaker turns to the crow, whose face still regenerating and he’s holding another metal piece of the fence gate. He rushes forward and stabs the fence into the undertaker heart. The undertaker let’s out a scream of agony, before kicking the undertaker back into an open coffin.
The Crow closes the coffin, ties it closed, and pushes it off the cliff, laughing as it falls down.
Crow: come back from that.
The sounds of a bell tolls as the undertaker suddenly appears behind the unwitting Crow. The Undertaker eyes are rolled back, showing just the whites.
The undertaker kicks the corw onto his hands and knees, causing him to hit his face on a tombstone. The undertaker begins curbstomping the crow into the tombstone. As this happens, the crow gathers his powers and uses them on the undertaker mind. The undertaker stomps again, but this time. He feels the pain of his own attack. He stumbles back as the crow stands up
Crow: what’s wrong? You can dish it out, but you can’t take it?
The undertaker steels himself
Undertaker: buddy, taking hits is my job. I just have to hit harder than you can stand.
With that, the undertaker grabs the crow by the throat, but the He disappears into a Murder of crows. The Murder swarms around the undertaker, pecking and scratching at him. The undertaker, done playing around, grabs one of the birds. He then summons a bolt of lightning that fries the whole Murder. When the dust clears, the undertaker is holding the crow by the throat
Crow: is that the best you’ve got?
Undertaker: not yet
flipping the crow over, Undertaker performs his signature Tombstone Piledriver, cracking the Crows skull on impact. The undertaker rears back in pain as he still feels the effects of his attack. And the crow gets back up, holding a piece of the metal fence. He stabs into The undertaker’s throat
Crow: face it, Mark. You can’t kill me I can’t kill you. The only way this ends is if you give up.
The undertaker grabs the crow by the throat again, and holds him over an empty grave.
The Undertaker: That’s where you’re wrong, Eric. I know how to get rid of you.
once again, the undertaker summons lightning to strike inside the grave, causing the ground inside to crumble away, revealing a portal to Hell
The Undertaker: I’ve felt the fire. I know I can handle that. Can you say the same?
with that, the undertaker chokeslams the crow into Hell, and the ground seals back up around it. The undertaker grabs a nearby shovel and begins filling in the grave. We pan down to the gravestone. It reads “Eric Draven”
The End