Posts by Jacob Reeves
Aragorn vs Jon Snow
We open on a snowy field. Two armies face against each other. One army, led by Aragorn,holds off as their commander steps forward. Aragorn yells out to Jon Snow, leader of the other army. Aragorn: Jon Snow! This is your last chance. Return the one Ring to us, so that it can be destroyed. Jon…
Read MoreIce King vs Elsa
We open in the ice kingdom. Ice King is laying on his bed, clearly depressed. Ice King: Oh I’m so lonely. At least I have you, right Gunter? He Turns to his penguin Gunter, who simply goes “Wenk” and leaves. Ice king sighs. Suddenly, he hears something. Something that sounds like singing. Ice King: What…
Read MoreDanny Sexbang vs Scanlan Shorthalt
We start on a sign with Battle of the Bands written on it, then we pan down to a concert stage Announcer: And just like that, Loded Diper has been eliminated! Now we move onto out finalists. Ninja Sex Party vs Scanlan’s one man band! Danny enters with Ninja Brian on one side, while Scanlan…
Read MoreChucky vs Slappy the Dummy
We open in a rundown pawn shop. Chucky is dragging a tied-up person to the center of the room. He looks around. The coast seems to be clear, all he can see is a few sets of gardening supplies, a knife kit, and other assorted junk. In the far corner of the room, there appears…
Read MoreBlack Noir vs Kaine Parker
We open at night on a billboard with a picture of Homelander saying “remember the fallen”. Suddenly , a bit of web shoots onto the billboard, covering Homelander’s face. We pan down to Kaine Parker. He chuckles to himself Kaine: what a dickhead. across the street, on the roof of a building, is Black Noir.…
Read MoreLucifer vs Hades
We open in the Greek underworld. Hades is sitting on his throne, when the doors to his throne room burst open. A man comes flying in on 2 black feathered wings. It is Lucifer. Hades looks up to the intruder Hades: the living are not allowed in the Underworld. Come back when you’re dead. Lucifer:…
Read MoreJason Voorhees vs Michael Myers
We open on a shot of a campsite at night, with a flickering campfire surrounded by teens. We zoom in to show that one of the teens is telling a story Teen 1: And when she opened the door, she saw that it was actually her dead boyfriend, hanging above the car! a few of…
Read MoreKratos vs Gorr
We open on a shot of a temple with smoke pouring out of its windows. The door suddenly burst open, and an unnamed god runs out, covered in cuts and burns. As he runs, a blade on a chain, a Blade of Exile streaks after him, cutting his leg off. The god falls to the…
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