Black Noir vs Kaine Parker

We open at night on a billboard with a picture of Homelander saying “remember the fallen”. Suddenly , a bit of web shoots onto the billboard, covering Homelander’s face. We pan down to Kaine Parker. He chuckles to himself

Kaine: what a dickhead.

across the street, on the roof of a building, is Black Noir. He’s watching Kaine. He stands up and stretches a bit, before stepping back for a running start

Kaine is currently hanging on a window of the building, looking down at the streets below. Suddenly, his Spider Sense goes off, and he dodges to the side, narrowly missing Black Noir, who had attempted to tackle him through the window. Black Noir crashes through the window, and lands on the office supplies inside

Kaine: What the Hell, man?

Kaine jumps down into the room with Noir

Kaibe: you can’t just go around trying to bash people into windows! What’s your problem?

Noir silently stands up and stares at Kaine, before throwing a knife at him. Kaine easily catches it

Kaine: Dude, seriously! What the-

Suddenly Noir dashes forward and punches the distracted Kaine in the face. They trade several attacks. Kaine reels back and punches Noir in the abdomen, laying him out.

Kaine: Time out, big guy

Kaine webs Noirs hands and feet to the floor. Kaine leans down into Noir’s face

Kaine: Now, you’re going to tell me what your deal is and why you’ve been attacking me. Do you understa-

Noir Breaks through the webs with one hand and grabs Kaine by the throat

Noir grasped around Kaine’s throat and began bashing his head into the floor, before throwing him against the wall. While Kaine was dazed, Noir breaks free from the webbing and pulls out a knife.

He charges Kaine and tries to stab him. The still dizzy Kaine narrowly avoids being stabbed, and flips over a desk, kicking it up to block Noir’s blade

Kaine, internally: okay, this guy is tough. I’ll have to be more careful if I’m going to win.

Noir grabs the desk and hurls it at Kaine, pinning him against a wall. Kaine looks up and sees the fluorescent lights on the ceiling. He webs one of them and yanks down, causing it to shatter and glass the rain down on Noir. Noir shields his face from the glass, and when he looks back, Kaine is gone.

Noir takes this opportunity and tries to leave through the broken window. Suddenly, a web shoots out of the darkness to stare Noir. Noir turns and grabs it.

Noir pulls the web, yanking Kaine off the wall towards Noir. Noir uses this opportunity to land a devastating punch to Kaine’s face, tearing the spider mask and revealing his halfway melted, deformed face

Kaine: What? Don’t look at me!

Kaine attempts to fight back, but with a headbutt, Noir has him pinned to the floor. Noir Raises his knife for a face stab, when Kaine notices a fire extinguisher on the wall. He webs it to himself and blocks Noir’s knives, causing the extinguisher to rupture and fill the room with a thick white fog

Kaine manages to slip away in the fog. Noir cautiously stares around, trying to find Kaine, when suddenly a web reaches from the fog and yanks the knife from his hand. Then a fist punches him backwards, causing him to land on an office chair.

Kaine exits the fog and webs Noir to the chair, pinning his entire body except for his head. Kaine steps forward, grabbing onto Noir’s mask

Kaine: a mask for a mask.

Noir: no no no no no….

Kaine removes the mask to reveal Black Noir is looks exactly like Homelander

Noir: No No No NO!

He let’s out a sonic scream that causes Kaine to reel back in pain. Noir breaks free from his webs and dashes towards Kaine

Noir grabs Kaine by the throat and hurls him at the ceiling. Noir then jumps up through the ceiling, using Kaine as a battering ram. His leap carries him through 3 floors of the building, leaving them on the roof. The Billboard tribute to Homelander stands tall above the scuffle.

Noir tosses Kaine against an air conditioning unit on the roof

Noir: I’ve done things. Such awful, awful things. And now you’ve seen my face.

Noir grabs Kaine’s head with both hands

Noir: No witnesses

Noir digs his thumbs into Kaine’s eyes, causing Kaine to scream out in pain. In the struggle, Kaine grabs Noir’s face and focuses through the agony. Using the Mark of Kaine ability, he sears his hand into Noir’s face, and violently pulls back, ripping several layers of Noir’s face off.

Noir reels back in pain, screaming as he holds his peeled face. Kaine, now totally blinded, remembers the Homelander Billboard. Using his Spider Sense, Kaine aims his webs and shoots them at the billboard, before pulling with all his might

there’s a sudden sound of metal bending and snapping, as Noir looks to see the face of Homelander falling towards him. The billboard lands hard on the roof, causing it to cave into the next floor

in the rubble, Kaine pulls himself free. He’s blinded, bleeding, and in immeasurable pain. Suddenly, the rubble moves again as Noir bursts from underneath. He glares down at the injured web slinger. Noir grabs two large chunks of rubble and charges at Kaine, intending to crush his head.

Noir: Just Fucking Die Already!

Kaine’s Spider Sense kicks in, and he ducks, barely missing the attack, he then fires his webs past Noir, attaching to the wall. Using the webs as a slingshot, Kaine kicks into Noirs gut, sending him flying back into some sharp bits of rebar. The metal spikes stab through Noir’s torso, causing him to spit out blood, but he’s still alive. Kaine places his foot on Noir’s forehead and pushes his head back into some rebar, stabbing into Noir’s skull.

Noir falls limp. Kaine slowly hobbles towards the edge of the building, turns back towards Noir, and flips him off. He then falls backwards off the building and swings away

The End