Battle Scripts
Doomslayer vs Master Chief
We open on a shot of the earth. It’s being ravaged by demons. Master Chief flies over in a ship, looking our over the destruction MC: Cortana, what happened while we were gone Cortana: it seems that earth is currently under attack from a hostile alien race. MC: do they have any connection to the…
Read MoreHercules vs Maui
We open on a Greek cliff overlooking the sea. Hercules, with Pegasus nearby, is training against a stone pillar. With one swift swing of his sword, the pillar gets split down the middle. Herc: alright, let’s take a break. As he sits down on a rock next to Pegasus, he hears a noise. The sound…
Read MoreVax’ildan vs Moon Knight
We open on a shot of a moonlit night, a lone man, Vax’ildan, is walking towards an ancient looking Egyptian temple. As he approaches, he pulls out his flame tongue dagger, using it to illuminate some writing in the wall. Vax: this seems to be the place. Why does the Matron want me to search…
Read MoreYamcha vs Waluigi
We start at a baseball stadium. Waluigi finds his way to his seat, hotdog in hand, and watches the game Announcer: And now, coming up to bat for the Taitans, Yamcha, the Desert Bandit! Yamcha steps up, bat in hand. The pitch is thrown, and Yamcha hits it incredibly hard. The ball zooms like a…
Read MoreDarth Revan vs Miraak
We open in a temple. Atop some stairs is a pedestal with a Black Book. Suddenly, the front doors burst open. It’s a cultists of Miraak. They’re running from something. As they run, a figure follows. Darth Revan, an imposing figure carrying a red lightsaber, steps into the room. He’s fighting off several cultists. He…
Read MoreA-Train vs Tenya Iida
We open on a street corner. Tenya Iida has just finished apprehending a purse snatcher. He goes to give the stolen purse back to its rightful owner, a young woman Woman: Thank you, young man, how can I ever repay you? Iida: being a hero is its own reward, ma’am. Woman: well, that’s very nice…
Read MoreReaper vs Noob Saibot
We open in a warehouse. A black cloud of fog snakes its way through the building. It stops at a crate, before converging into the shape of reaper. He speaks into an earpiece Reaper: I’ve reached the weapon. Widowmaker [over earpiece]: good. Bring it to the rendezvous point and we’ll retrieve it. Suddenly, there’s a…
Read MoreDoomsday vs SCP 682
The Foundation Scientist ran through the halls in a hurry. Someone had shown up at Site 19. No, not someone. Some Thing. It was tearing through the site, killing foundation personnel and anomalies alike. Now it had seen the scientist. He dashed through the halls, trying to find an escape, and he saw a perfect…
Read MoreAndrew Detmer vs Brandon Bryers
We start seeing the perspective of a News Helicopter that’s watching over the scene of a car accident. Our perspective leaves the helicopter and flies down to ground level, where Andrew Detmer, the cause of the crash, stands, hand stretched out and a grin on his face. The civilians run in terror Andrew: That’s right,…
Read MoreSamson vs Achilles
The battle begins in a valley. Two armies are at war. The Israelites and the Greeks. The battle rages on. Inside this battle of ordinary soldiers, two men blessed with Divine power fight. Samson, the Judge who was gifted legendary Strength by God, and Achilles, who was given impenetrable skin by the River Styx. Samson,…
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