Reaper vs Noob Saibot
We open in a warehouse. A black cloud of fog snakes its way through the building. It stops at a crate, before converging into the shape of reaper. He speaks into an earpiece
Reaper: I’ve reached the weapon.
Widowmaker [over earpiece]: good. Bring it to the rendezvous point and we’ll retrieve it.
Suddenly, there’s a noise behind reaper, the slight creak of someone perched atop a crate, preparing to strike.
Reaper: Hold that. I may have company.
Widowmaker: understood. Let us know when you’ve dealt with it.
Reaper: copy that.
Reaper turns back into smoke as a sickle slices through him. Noob Saibot emerges from the smoke as Reaper rematerializes behind him. Reaper draws his shotguns as Noob readies his sickles.
Noob: you are trespassing. You will not live to see the sun again.
Reaper: Talon needs that weapon. After I put you down, I’m taking it.
Noob: You are welcomed to try.
Reaper fires off his shotguns, and Noob deflects the shots with his sickles. Noob retaliates, and Reaper dodges the strikes. They fight for a few moments, trading blow after blow, before Reaper gets off a good hit with his guns. Noob groans, before slicing into the Shotguns and kicking Reaper back, wrenching the guns out of his hands. He holds a blade up to Reapers throat
Noob: surrender, you are unarmed.
Reaper: scoffs that’s what you think.
He reaches behind his back and pulls out two more shotguns, firing off two blasts into Noobs chest.
As Reaper blasts at Noob, noob dodges and slips through a portal, teleporting across the warehouse. Noob creates two shadow clones and sends them after Reaper.
Noob: the shadows will devour your soul!
Reaper: I’d like to see them try!
The clones attack Reaper, who blocks the strikes before firing a shot at one of the clones, popping its head like a water balloon. The other clone gets in close and is able to get a slash off at Reaper, before Reaper plugs him with a shot. Reaper looks around, finding Noob has vanished.
Reaper: Come on out, now. Don’t be shy.
He looks up just in time to see Noob jumping off a crate towards him. Reaper teleports away, materializing behind Noob. He fires his guns, but Noob disappears into a portal again. The two repeatedly try attacking each other, each using their shadowy abilities to dodge the others attacks.
Noob: I grow tired of this
Noob creates dozens of clones that surround Reaper as the real Noob slips away. Reaper looks around, seeing himself completely surrounded, as the clones move in to attack
Reaper begins firing at the dozens of Noob clones surrounding him.
Reaper: Die.
Smoke begins emanating from him
Reaper: Die!
He continues firing, becoming a blossom of death
Reaper: DIE
Reaper becomes a flurry of shotgun blasts, as he relentlessly mows down all the clones. In a matter of moments, there’s none left. He looks up, seeing Noob looking down through a skylight on the ceiling
Reaper: You won’t get away!
He crosses his arms and teleports onto the roof next to Noob. The two scuffle for a bit, trading blows and disarming each other.
Noob: This is no longer entertaining.
He runs and tackles Reaper through the skylight. While falling, he slices into Reapers stomach and shoves his hand in, pumping necrotic energy into Reaper. Reaper draws two more guns and puts their barrels into Noobs face
Reaper: Die!
He completely eviscerates Noobs head as the two land hard on the warehouse floor. Reaper cautiously points his guns at noobs corpse, before feeling his stomach wound.
Reaper: I’ve dispatched the enemy. Retrieving the weapon now.
As Reaper begins walking back towards the crate, he feels something moving in his stomach. Something is trying to bust out.
Reaper: No No NO
Noob Burts out of reapers chest, landing in from of him. As Reaper struggles to lift his guns, noob reaches through two portal, stabbing into Reapers shoulders. Noob looks Reaper in the eye, then pulls his hand through, tearing Reaper to pieces.
As Noob begins to leave, he hears something coming from Reapers corpse. It’s his earpiece
Widowmaker: Reaper? Come in! What is the status of the mission?
Noob picks up the earpiece
Noob: Status, Failure.
Noob crushes the earpiece and teleports away
The End