Posts Tagged ‘Mild language’
Indiana Jones vs Rick O’Connell
We open in the desert. We see a large pyramid-shaped temple. The camera pans in through the doorway, revealing several crated of demolition tnt, We pan in even further through a hallway and into a large tomb, with a sarcophagus in the center. Rick O’Connell is approaching it. Rick: I hope Evelyn was right about…
Read MoreVax’ildan vs Moon Knight
We open on a shot of a moonlit night, a lone man, Vax’ildan, is walking towards an ancient looking Egyptian temple. As he approaches, he pulls out his flame tongue dagger, using it to illuminate some writing in the wall. Vax: this seems to be the place. Why does the Matron want me to search…
Read MoreA-Train vs Tenya Iida
We open on a street corner. Tenya Iida has just finished apprehending a purse snatcher. He goes to give the stolen purse back to its rightful owner, a young woman Woman: Thank you, young man, how can I ever repay you? Iida: being a hero is its own reward, ma’am. Woman: well, that’s very nice…
Read MoreSamson vs Achilles
The battle begins in a valley. Two armies are at war. The Israelites and the Greeks. The battle rages on. Inside this battle of ordinary soldiers, two men blessed with Divine power fight. Samson, the Judge who was gifted legendary Strength by God, and Achilles, who was given impenetrable skin by the River Styx. Samson,…
Read MoreAragorn vs Jon Snow
We open on a snowy field. Two armies face against each other. One army, led by Aragorn,holds off as their commander steps forward. Aragorn yells out to Jon Snow, leader of the other army. Aragorn: Jon Snow! This is your last chance. Return the one Ring to us, so that it can be destroyed. Jon…
Read MoreLucifer vs Hades
We open in the Greek underworld. Hades is sitting on his throne, when the doors to his throne room burst open. A man comes flying in on 2 black feathered wings. It is Lucifer. Hades looks up to the intruder Hades: the living are not allowed in the Underworld. Come back when you’re dead. Lucifer:…
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