Posts Tagged ‘Mild Violence’
Indiana Jones vs Rick O’Connell
We open in the desert. We see a large pyramid-shaped temple. The camera pans in through the doorway, revealing several crated of demolition tnt, We pan in even further through a hallway and into a large tomb, with a sarcophagus in the center. Rick O’Connell is approaching it. Rick: I hope Evelyn was right about…
Read MoreMax Tennyson vs Ford Pines
We open with a shot of Mount Rushmore, Plumber Base. We zoom in and see a darkly lit hallway. A shrouded figure sneaks through the shadows, eventually entering a room with a small pistol type device floating in the middle. The figure removes his face covering, revealing Ford Pines. Ford: finally, after all these years.…
Read MoreHercules vs Maui
We open on a Greek cliff overlooking the sea. Hercules, with Pegasus nearby, is training against a stone pillar. With one swift swing of his sword, the pillar gets split down the middle. Herc: alright, let’s take a break. As he sits down on a rock next to Pegasus, he hears a noise. The sound…
Read MoreYamcha vs Waluigi
We start at a baseball stadium. Waluigi finds his way to his seat, hotdog in hand, and watches the game Announcer: And now, coming up to bat for the Taitans, Yamcha, the Desert Bandit! Yamcha steps up, bat in hand. The pitch is thrown, and Yamcha hits it incredibly hard. The ball zooms like a…
Read MoreJack Skellington vs The Grinch
Twas the night before Christmas in Halloweentown Trouble was stirring, here’s how it went down A fiend had arrived in the hours of late Plotting to ruin the season with hate Jack Skellington was asleep in his bed, when a noise woke him up. The sound was a bump of some kind, coming from the…
Read MoreKorra vs Rey
We open on a mountaintop. Rey is meditating Rey: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and -ah! Rey Suddenly senses something. There’s a presence nearby that feels unnatural, like there’s multiple people in the same body. We then pan over to Korra. She’s…
Read MoreIce King vs Elsa
We open in the ice kingdom. Ice King is laying on his bed, clearly depressed. Ice King: Oh I’m so lonely. At least I have you, right Gunter? He Turns to his penguin Gunter, who simply goes “Wenk” and leaves. Ice king sighs. Suddenly, he hears something. Something that sounds like singing. Ice King: What…
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