Yamcha vs Waluigi
We start at a baseball stadium. Waluigi finds his way to his seat, hotdog in hand, and watches the game
Announcer: And now, coming up to bat for the Taitans, Yamcha, the Desert Bandit!
Yamcha steps up, bat in hand. The pitch is thrown, and Yamcha hits it incredibly hard. The ball zooms like a rocket, heading straight into the audience, striking Waluigi.
Yamcha: oh Crap Baskets! ARE YOU OKAY?
The dust clears and waluigi looks to his hand. Where a hotdog once was, there is now the baseball. Enraged, he digs into his pocket and pulls out a tennis racket. He cackles to himself as he strikes the ball back to Yamcha, hitting him in the gut. Waluigi laughs loudly at Yamcha’s pain
Yamcha: you want a fight, lanky? You’ll get one.
Yamcha rips off his baseball clothes, revealing his orange Gi beneath it. With one leap, he zooms up to the stands, right in front of waluigi. With one backhand, he sends the purple menace through the stadium and into the parking lot.
Yamcha follows after and finds Waluigi in his Excavator shaped go cart. Waluigi zooms around the parking lot, dodging yamcha’s attacks. Eventually, he gets a power up, and sends a blue shell after Yamcha.
Yamcha flies away, the shell following closely behind. Waluigi laughs at the chase happening before him, until he notices Yamcha flying directly at him. Waluigi leaps away from his vehicle as Yamcha flies by, grabbing it. Yamcha turns around and throws the Excavator into the blue shell, causing both to explode.
Yamcha creates a Spirit Ball and launches it at Waluigi, who deflects it with his tennis racket. Yamcha concentrates and controls the ball, causing it to repeatedly smack into him. Waluigi, enraged, leaps up and performs the Drop Rocket, sending the spirit ball right back at Yamcha. As it hit, Yamcha falls to the ground and pulls out his curved bandit sword
waluigi lunges in to attack with his tennis racket, but yamcha easily slices through it. Waluigi concentrates and summons a Hockey stick made of energy.
Waluigi: Nye-He! Now it’s Waluigi’s turn!
The duo trade several strikes with their weapons. Eventually, Yamcha gets the better of Waluigi and disarms him. He then holds his blade to waluigi’s throat
Yamcha: any more tricks you want to throw at me?
Waluigi Grins
Waluigi: as a matter of fact…
POOF Waluigi vanishes into a puff of smoke. He appears behind Yamcha and performs the Whirluigi, creating a massive tornado that engulfs Yamcha. Yamcha flies up out of the tornado and looks down over it.
Yamcha: Take this!
He summons another Spirit Ball, but this one is bigger. Much bigger. Yamcha hurls it down at the tornado
As yamcha hurls the Extra Large Spirit Ball down towards the Whirluigi, waluigi dodges to the side using Zone Time. The Spirit Ball flies past him, detonating as it hits the ground, sending Waluigi flying upwards. Waluigi regains his composure and aims himself to land on the flying Yamcha. The two fall and crash into the ground
As they stand up, Waluigi goes fir a sucker punch, but Yamcha blocks it. Yamcha delivers several strategically placed before upper cutting waluigi and using a ki blast to send him flying. Waluigi crashes through a question block before skidding to a halt on the ground.
Yamcha: Now’s my chance! KA ME
He prepares a Kamehameha as waluigi gets to his feet, still dizzy.
Yamcha: HA ME
Waluigi notices the danger and tries to run, but trips on something. Its something from inside the question block
Yamcha: HAAAAAA
Yamcha fires off the giant ki beam as Waluigi holds up a power star. The beam hits, and waluigi, now sparkling with rainbow energy, begins struggling through the beam. Waluigi slowly walks through the beam, making his way closer to Yamcha, who keeps holding the beam.
As the rainbow energy begins to fade, Waluigi reaches through the beam and grabs Yamcha by the throat. But the Kamehameha and power star disperse. Waluigi rears back his fist
Waluigi: have a rotten day!
He lays out the exhausted yamcha with one punch. He then leaps high into the air, preparing to stomp on Yamcha’s head. Yamcha, semi-conscious, thinks back over his life. For the past several years, it’s been nothing but failures. An embarrassment. A joke. Not anymore, he decides.
Waluigi lands his stomp, kicking up a huge wave of dust. As the dust settles, waluigi sees that his foot hit the ground, yamcha is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, Yamcha dashes out of the smoke and lays into Waluigi with punches and kick. He’s decided he’s going to end this. Not with Goku’s techniques, not with Krillin’s or Tien’s Techniques, with his own
Yamcha: WOLF FANG FIST.
The aura of a wolf surrounds Yamcha as he delivers this final attack, blowing a hole through Waluigi’s chest.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAA..
Waluigi falls to the ground, dead. Yamcha, tired, bruised, and in pain, bows to his fallen foe before flying away.
The End